she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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