Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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