The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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