these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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