One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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