His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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