It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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