we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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