I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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