she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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