Nicole vs. Life
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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