OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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