Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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