I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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