brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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