hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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