last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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