butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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