went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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