Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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