I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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