i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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