loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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