Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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