doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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