Sponge bath it is.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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