Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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