I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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