Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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