i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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