google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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