sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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