walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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