so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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