Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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