People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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