So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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