On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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