that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
