Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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