So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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