the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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