i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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