turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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