hell yes lets make some ravioli
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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