I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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