I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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