There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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