You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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