So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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