last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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