I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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