just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
There r osticjed everywhere
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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