I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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