Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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