Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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